Monster!?

Yes i just throught of this
"What does Monster do to you?"
that is the question that everyone wants to know!

**the energy drink ^=^""**

mine:

Monster makes Sephiroth want to kill
Monster makes Ed grow taller
Monster makes Gaara happy
Monster does nothing to Naruto
Monster makes Al turn human ((need a better one XD;; ))
Monster makes Shino eat his shoes
Monster makes Mudkips taste good
Monster make Monster good

^no idea why i came up with this XD'' ^

Monster makes orihime get even BIGGER breasts
Monster makes ED like milk
Monster makes pikachu evolve
Monster makes ash kill his starallia XD

Monster makes Kratos like Ketchup
Monster makes people think
Monster makes the world go round, then explode into orange drink
Monster makes Vincent get with Aeris and Tifa (threesome), but tell Yuffie that she's annoying and needs to stop writing h-fics of him and her and posting them under hundreds of different names all over the internet!!!!
Monster makes the moon fall at 10x speed!!!! ...that was a majoras mask reference for those who didn't know...
Monster makes Wizardmon digivolve to Black Mage!!!! "Bolt-2 Mutha Fuggas!!!"

okay thats all i got for now

(Note, monster also makes it's own babies!!!!)

Monster makes Gandalf look like Johnny Depp
Monster makes me horny.
Monster is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.
Monster makes my internet too fast.
Monster is the reason for the war in Iraq.
Monster makes Japanese people intelligent.
Monster created Adolf Hitler.

Monster makes Cloud red haired
Monster gives Ichigo Pink Hair
Monster makes zelda rape the crap out of Link
Monster makes sephy get a haircut and flat top
Monster makes gabriel less smarf

Monster also makes panda's become vampires
Monster makes poor people fly into the heavens
(then get hit by planes)
Monster makes Achika want more Monster
Monster makes copyright infringement
Monster makes Ed have babies XD
Monster gives Sephiroth hives...

Monster makes Kotaru want to lick the keyboard.
Monster make police officers eat donuts.
Monster makes Yuffie want to steal materia.
Monster make people skinny and gay.
Monster is the solution for abortion.
Monster will kill Republicans.
Monster is fat free! =)
Monster me up mommy!
Monster makes me think of naked trolls.
Monster....."INDIGNATION!"

Monster makes nobodies have hearts.
Monster makes air solid.
Monster makes Harry Osbourne eating mudkips funny as hell!
Monster makes 2D into 4D.
Monster makes the address 123 Fake street into 666 Satan Boulevard.
Monster makes whatever you post become real.
Monster makes Sora jump really high
Monster makes Riku go after the darkness

Monster makes hurricanes.
Monster makes me go "WEEEEEE!!!"
Monster. Just do it.
Monster is better than sex.
Monster. Whats your dick size?

Monster Makes the phantom of the opera angry and misunderstood
Monster makes Sasuke cut himself
Monster makes Sakura even MORE annoying
Monster makes Yami-Yugi use MIND CRUSH! XD
Monster makes adults play card games
Monster makes myspace famous
Monster brings all my drawings to life
Monster gives me a Ps3 (PLEASE ;-; )
Monster lets my I-pod hold more music XD
Monster feeds me (Im hungry)
Monsters making me stop making monster quotes for now XD

maybe not
monster gives me a blow job
monster makes the graveyard a portal for demons to enter our world
monster gives people energy
monster also give the same people death
monster makes bush go away
monster nukes Canada
monster....
Monster makes people play WoW
Monster makes your gamecube turn into a Wii!
Monster makes that Wii girl be real
Monster makes all cute Neko girls come to life
Monster gives me the power to turn into a NEKO!
Monster lets you stay up for the whole con and make it more worthwhile!
Monster makes the people at E3 let me in.
Monster makes guys drop knives on babies they bought in Russia.
Monster makes Mecha-Godzilla lose against Godzilla (assuming Godzilla is drinking monster)
monster makes time speed up so Saturday comes faster
Monster makes Hitler come back, give up hide previous ambitions, and become a rapper, "H-I-T-L-E-R, Drivin' down the street in my fancy car!" XD
Monster makes zombies learn to use guns, we're so screwed now...
Monster makes Haseo bitchslap Atoli
Monster allows you open rifts in time and space to jump through the universes and gets the cake.
Monster makes you type good(bad) grammar.
In Soviet Russia, Monster drink you
Monster will kill you in seven days
monster makes me loose the train of thought i had five seconds ago
Monster makes me want Mountain Dew XD (pshaaa j/k)

Monster makes achika make even MORE monsters XD
Monster kills regal
Monster prevents collete from tripping
Monster makes shina rape zelos
Monster makes lloyd get laid
Monster makes presea like cheese
Monster makes kotaru appear in the negima anime instead of being a manga exclusive T__T
Monster gives luke his long hair back
Monster makes tear like frogs O__o
Monster makes anise rich
Monster makes dist straight XD
Monster makes me kuras pasta FOREVER 83
Monster makes Silver,Sonic and Knuckles my pets 8D
Monster makes my kitty even more cute xE
Monster will make one of us pregnant O__o
Monster will yell "THE BRITISH ARE COMMING!!"
Monster makes cheerios go "oooooooooooooooo" :3
Monster makes my alphabet soup only have the letters B,O, and S XD
Monster makes my fangs even bigger O__o
Monstet returns my hair to how it used to be T__T
Monster will make jeff dissapear? XD
Monster will increase viagras effect by 20X O.O
Monster will make mario shave his mustache o-o
Monster will make jo find a man her age >XD
Monster pays for me and lucys ticket to go see mommy 83
Monster makes mommy post here for once XD
Monster will make me stfu already XD
Monsters powers will grant me a miracle! 8D
Monster makes florida colder >o<
Monster made me finnaly get tired X__x

Nice Kotaru... although I think you spell Sheena like this! lmao

Monster makes me
Monster is the name my mom thought amy used to call me. Little Monster to be in fact! lmao
Monster makes Lee train hard.
Monster makes Sasuke manlier?!?! O.O
Monster makes babies.
Monster makes Mexicans mow my lawn.
Monster makes Genis taller than Michael Jordan.
Monster makes Little Master say "Sayonara baby!"
Monster. So old Jesus drank it instead of being breast fed. (forgive me)
Monster. The new Paris Hilton.

Monster makes my red bull agitated
Monster makes me rape children
Monster is the reason for satanic penguins
Monster puts elmo on drugs
Monster is not as good as red bull
Monster makes you rip your pants
Monster secretly made god invisble