Corrupted Wish

I wish for...

::later:: OMG NO!!! I TAKE IT BACK NO!!!!!

Okay, so the person above you wishes for something, then you grant it, but fuck it up somehow! E.X

I wish for Photoshop!

^ Granted! But you have no serial number...

So then you make a wish and then the next person fuxes it up some how! so here we go!

I wish for a PS3

[That happened to me with my photoshop ;~;]

Wish Granted!

Achika gets a PS3

But...OH NOES!!! The controls are dildo shaped
& the only game you can play is dildo mania!!! xD

And I wish for a super awesome computer!!!

GRANTED! But Your super awesome computer has NO FAN! So it over heats and shuts down almost every 5 min in your incredibly hot house xD

I WISH... Sephy was real xD

Wish Granted
but it turns out it was really Gabriel in disguise!!! O.O Oh No!!

I wish Jeff would stop calling me -_-'

GRANTED

But then the loser starts visiting unexpectedly cause he has a car.

(But really though, I'll kill him if you like xD)

I wish I had the entire series of Tenchi Muyo xD

GRANTED!!!

But it was a false copy of Tenchi Muyo D:

Called Test these mucho!, its a hentai

xDDD

I wish...I had a xbox 360

xD Test these Mucho, well if its a hentai I wouldnt be TOO dissapointed xD

GRANTED

But the CD reader is broken therefore it cant play any games whats o evah!

I wish Kingdom Hearts was real xD

I wouldn't mind watching it with you =3

Granted!
But now you're one of those useless characters that stays in the background and repeats the same thing
everytime someone presses X button near you.

I wish I knew what I was doing today ._.'

Granted!

You learn about what your going to do today but you learn your plans are taking care of grandma and child. xD

I wish that I had all my new friends myspaces.

GRANTED!
but they all are dressed up like proffesional hookers and wear thongs...even the men O>o XD

I wish i could get my damn GED x.x

GRANTED

but when you get the GED you realize it isn't the school GED but instead its the

GAMERS EVANGELIST DIPLOMA

xD

I wish it was Christmas break already

GRANTED! :E
but manny visits your house and wants to sleep over YOUR house...x.x
I wish i had my old hair style ò.é

GRANTED

but then you get drafted into the marines due to the fact that war breaks out in Korea and then they make you shave it off. Then after that you become a prisoner of war and you are their sex slave.

I wish I grab some pornstar boobies! BIG ONES!

GRANTED!!
but they are lesbian muscle women boobs and she rips off your dick and puts it in a blender and forces it down your throat o.o
I wish i had an IQ of 300 x.x

Granted!
but now you are forced to work for the government, while George Bush secretly rapes you every morning.

I wish people would come back to this forum...

GRANTED!

But it turns out to be the same people come back xD;;

I wish all the humans would die D:

Granted but sinse you are technically a human also you are destroyed along with the rest of them XD

I wish for World piece XD

Granted!

Since technically all of the humans are dead. Lol xD




I wish video games had vertual reality already. That works mind you ¦3
(And aren't kept only by certain countries, like those mean japanese people D: )

GRANTED! But then all the humans die since someone apparently wished it so.

I wish I could always see my friends

Granted!
But it turns out you can only see them through pictures on myspace XD

I wish for pug puppy X3